Lol okay. I tried to resist, honest. But the other day one of my very dear friends was like, 'how come all the 'NC-17' Holmes/Watson fics skimp out on the then-illegal buttsex' and my brain was like 'hmm' and my pants were like 'woohoo,' and welp here is the result XD My first and potentially only foray outside the realm of House/Wilson, although admittedly it's not that far a leap. Basically I just wanted to see if I could write old-world porn and lol yes, I have gone completely insane and should be put down.
Okay lol. I've now spent more time debating over posting this than I spent actually writing it so I'm just gonna do it so i can delete the file on my harddrive and you know go off into the wilderness to die okay bye XDTitle
: The Perfume-BottleAuthor
is such a loser lolPairing: Holmes/Watson
: Holmes needs assistance with his latest experiment. LOL why do I bother XD( ~2500 wordsCollapse )